Imperial Repo Services (IRS)

IMPERIAL REPO SERVICES - _(IRS)_
	Taximus Maximus (Leader): Dr. Girlfriend ===================================== "Lord Admiral": Dan C
Rank	140
DSP rank	124

Imperial Repo Services (IRS) is an Alliance comprising of a motley collection of Pirates, Corsairs, vengeful Galactic Lords, Privateteers, battle hungry Guardsmen, Probe Riders, Cutthroats, Brigands and renegade Financial Analysts for the purpose of raising taxes on the unwary and the drinking of enormous quantities of Rum.

About Us

Official Creed and Motto

Creed:
"We the members of 'IRS' will tax the non fleet savers until they learn to fleet save."
"We the members of 'IRS' will pursue the unwary in search of back taxes."

Mottos:
"Taxes, Brotherhood, Rum"
"If you breathe, you pay tax."

General Orders:
"Stay Active, Chat on the forum, help out the alliance members when you can."

Mission Statement

"Pursue tax evaders and share the grog."
"All infractions will be fully audited, this will be policed by 'The IRS Colonial Marines'; Whose motto is 'There are 2 certainties in life; Death and Taxes, We offer both.'"

The Ghost Fleets

These are the forlorn, lost warrior fleets of old battles long forgotten by mortals, twisted in their humiliation of defeat, hundreds of thousands of hungry souls craving light and life in their dark, cold, featureless realm; quietly lurking, waiting until the great, glorious, terrible battle at the end of the game when "The Seraph" will pour "The Rum of the Lost" to give them release and they can wreak their awful vengeance on their enemies.

History

IRS was founded by Neckbeard the Pirate and has merged wholly or partly with various other alliances over time these being (in no order); Famous Ones, Master Beta, Lords of Kobol, Army of Me and Imperial Guard.

Alliance Relations

Currently Imperial Repo Services has the following agreements in place throughout the universe.

Non-Aggression Pacts Alliance Tag Leader Imperial Repo Services IRS Dr. Girlfriend Declarations of War Alliance Tag Status Imperial Repo Services (IRS) (IRS) Peace Code of Conduct Blue Frog Gaming Regulations Rules Attacking Guidelines Attacking - An Attack is one player's fleet is sent to an opposing player's planet, usually for purposes of taking resources. Bashing - Attacks can be carried out at any time; a player may only attack another planet 6 times in one day. Attacking more than that is considered bashing and can result in punishment, up to and including being banned from Starfleet Commander. Players may attack other players more than 6 times per day as long as no one planet is attacked more than that. This rule is suspended when we are at war (red highlighted systems). Trading Guidelines When trading resources you must use the following ratios: Ore to Hydrogen ====== 3:1 (max) or 2:1 (min) Ore to Crystal ======== 2:1 (max) or 1.5:1 (min) Crystal to Hydrogen ==== 2:1 (max) or 1:1 (min) Pushing - You cannot send resources to a player ranked higher than you. Trading is allowed. However, the trade must follow standard ratios. It must be completed by both parties within 24 hours. Pulling - Sending resources to a lower ranked player, is allowed. Thus in a trade, the higher ranked player may give more resources for a trade than allowed by the trade ratio. Example: A higher ranked player may give the lower ranked player 4 ore for 1 hydrogen. (compared to the rule 3 for 1 max) General Conduct Botting - Players may not use any sort of automated script or program to run missions or perform any other in-game actions. Multiple Accounts - Players are only allowed one account per Universe. One Player Per Account - Each account may be accessed by only one player Spamming - You may not advertise any product or service. Posting or messaging other members with solicitations or topics strictly prohibited by Blue Frog Gaming and Facebook will be grounds to kick you out of our alliance. Extortion - It is illegal to request or send payment of any sort for withholding or cancelling attacks. Verbal Abuse - Conversation must be civil. Verbal abuse in messaging, even private messages will not be tolerated. Posting or messaging any Starfleet Commander player with racist, sexist, threatening or offensive content or comments will get you kicked out of our alliance and reported to Blue Frog Gaming and Facebook administrators. Alliance Policies Imperial Repo Services Public Image We are not, as many believe, a bunch of rowdy, plunder fixated, booze crazed, psychopaths and disreputable hoodlums with a taxation obsession, well most of us aren't. Espionage and Security Never share another IRS alliance member’s planet location with anyone other than another IRS member. Never divulge IRS alliance information with anyone other than another IRS member. Never attack or probe another "Imperial Repo Services" member for any reason (unless asked to do so by the player or a command level officer (ie; Chief Accountant, Admiral/General ranks). Never attack or probe another player that is protected under a "Non-Aggression Pact (NAP)". See Galaxy Screen color codes: Galaxy Screen WARNING: Any member that is found to have broken the rules governing Espionage and Security WILL be terminated from IRS and classified as a traitor. Traitors will be declared an enemy of the IRS, and hunted down by the 'IRS Colonial Marines'." Trade Agreements (with other alliances): These are subject to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition and Tax. Player Aggression Polices Non-Aggression Policies Please review the "Espionage and Security" section of the Code of Conduct for rules regarding non-aggression against allied players. Also, we recommend not antagonizing players that are aligned with larger alliances unless you really, really want to. Personal Non-Aggression Policies These are only recognised between the member and the particular individual (non-member) involved and will NOT be recognised by any other Alliance member or the Alliance as a whole. Aggression Polices All players not mentioned in the "Non-Aggression Polices" are fair game and available for attack. Players that are inactive (i/I) are great targets for resources with a very low risk of being attacked in return. As long as the inactive player is not a member of 'Imperial Repo Services', they are an open target. This includes players that may fall under a NAP agreement. The moment that the NAP player becomes active again, they are immediately reinstated under the alliance's Non-Aggression Pact and the "Espionage & Security" polices are reapplied. The Drinking Song It is customary to finish with a song: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle and even hijack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char and in flame and ignite. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. SO IRS BROTHERS AND SISTERS RAISE YOUR GLASSES AND DRINK UP !!