Punched in the nuts with awesome (Yeah)

This alliance is comprised of 60 members to date. We have a good mix of crappy new and feeble old players, weaker members primarily focus on emailing inactive players or weaker active players than themselves, we have no stronger members to enjoy attacking small alliances and stronger single players without an alliance therefore we send spam mail to all these players that are better than us. We constantly bombard them with in game mail to tell them how great we are and how chicken they are. This generally induces a state of boredom as we are all talk and no action. At this stage we are organizing more individual role's for officers to undertake, this will increase communication and increase possibility's for group emails. We have good alliance board activity, with many members contributing their thoughts and opinions on certain topics on a regular basis.

Alliance Rank

• 213 of 7200 as of 4th may 2010

Member Admission Criteria

You must meet the criteria laid out below to be considered for membership.

• Ranked under 50k
• Must prove to be an active player, at least two emails per day to lesser enemies and four to their officers.
• Provide other information when requested which may include becoming a spy
• Agree to the rules set out below
• Members over 50k may only join if asked by an alliance member

Rules

• No member may probe another member without permission from the intended probee, our leader is homophobic therefore no probing
• Members may initiate emails on any other player, except those with whom we have a NAP.
• Attacking our own inactive members is accepted; as are inactive members from other alliances.
• No (d) mode unless approved by an officer, if a member is in (d) mode and not being harassed by another player constantly, then there is no reason to be in (d) mode. This is under review as most of us are in (d) mode b/c our fingers have blisters from sending out so many emails.
• All members are required to fleet save as we hold weapons free status on all alliances regardless of size, except those who hold a NAP with us.
  • (this means you are free to email any alliance of any size as long as you fleet save)

History

This alliance was created on the 11 Jan 2010

• The founder is Colonel Carnage
• The Current Leader is Arniehe boasts a 45 word per minute email, quite nice eh?

Officers

• Officer: Colonel Carnage
• Officer: Austin Higley 288193 just call me Higs
• Officer: Eagleeye48 I really only have one eye
• Officer: Slim Panatella I'm 575 lbs, I'll sit on you
• Officer: Commander 6611403 I send the most emails, I am so fast, and live by my mouth and words baby.

Alliance Relations

• Current NAP (Non Aggression Pact)
  • Disciples Of Muad'Dib [Based on]

• Current WAR (Declaration of War)

Unfortunately we have no WAR at the moment

Tips

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NEW PLAYERS MAY FIND KNOWING THESE ICONS FUNCTIONS USEFUL

• Actions: The Actions column displays several icons that you can select. Hovering your mouse over an icon will give you the name of it.
  • Shield Icon - This allows you to attack other players, except those with (d),(v) or (n) status.
  • Missile Strike Icon - If within range, this icon enables the use of interplanetary ballistic missiles
  • Probe Icon - This launches your probes to other planets where they attempt to gather information about that planets tech or resources.
  • Deploy Icon - This sends a selected fleet to one of your other planets.
  • Transport Icon - This opens a window that allows you to assemble a fleet to load with resources you want to send to yourself or a lower ranked player.
  • Trade Icon - This opens the trade window which allows you to trade resources with other players at a fixed ratio.
  • Message Icon - This icon opens a window that allows you to send a message to the selected player.
  • Buddies Icon - Will send a request to become a buddy of that player.
  • Group Defend Icon - This opens a window that allows members of your alliance to select ships to send to another planet for a certain time frame.

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BEING THAT MEATBALLS SINK TO THIS LOW LEVEL I THINK THIS IS SO FUNNY IM GOING TO LEAVE IT WELL DONE ARNIE