Taco Workday (TWD)

Alliance Name: Taco Workday

Alliance Tag: TWD

Genre:

Taco Workday is a very tightly knit, loose confederation of hard working slackers bent on total galactic domination through hugs, fluffy bunnies and nukes. Taco Workday is 100% composed of low, medium and high ranked players. Every member of Taco Workday has at least one planet in a galaxy. One member has been observed to have more than that, maybe even two. Extensive observation has recently revealed that some members have even advanced to the level of having ships and buildings [Citation Needed]

History

The actual origins of Taco Workday were lost years ago in a massive microwave accident thought to have been caused by a rogue Arbys wrapper. Despite the loss of Taco Workdays recorded history, dedicated archaeologists and zoologists have been able to piece together oral histories, cave drawings and Facebook postings from the period which when combined not only form Voltron, but indicate that the driving force behind the creation of Taco Workday was none other than a very upset five month old mold growing in a dark corner of a street taco cart, that had been teased one too many times by a vicious guacamole. True or not, the universe has never been the same since that one horrible day on Tau Alpha Five...

Due to a large number of unemployed computer programmers, network admins and sysops addicted to the 99 Cent double taco deal, Taco Workday has always been a technological innovator. The most well known use of Taco Workday proprietary technology was during the battle of Silent Wolf, during which Commander Clicky and White Lightning employed their top secret Ninja Vortex Portal to surprise and confound their opponents, who had no option but to rage quit. However, due to an accident that involved sand paper, fifty feet of rope and Caprica 6, use of the Ninja Vortex Portal has been suspended until an industrial strength shop vac can be purchased to clean it out.

NAP Policy

Once daily between 1300 & 1500.

Raiding Policy

Yes

Rank Structure

7 Layer Taco

The king of Tacos.

Steak Taco Supreme

A Fajita Taco that has gained is guacamole and sour cream. Truly, the best of the standard tacos. The Steak Taco Supreme lords over lesser offerings, answering only to one Taco Product.

Fajita Taco

An upgrade from the standard crispy taco, the Fajita Taco now has meat that came from an identifiable animal in it's bones. This taco is going places.

Crispy Taco

A 99 Cent Double Taco Deal that has made it out of the frier and into the land of recognizable (and perishable) food products. A taco that has taken it's first steps to become a superior product, but still has a long way to go.

99 Cent Double Taco Deal

Deep fried in the same grease that chicken fingers and curly fries come from, but impossible to resist on a $3.00 lunch budget. The 99 Cent Taco is a true unsung workhorse. If it weren't for the 99 Cent Taco, where would we be today?

Recruiting

One does not simply join into Taco Workday. Its black beans are guarded by more than just forks. There is a seasoning there that does not sleep. The deep fryer is ever watchful. It is a marinated wasteland, riddled with cayenne, salsa, and queso. The very air you emit is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you eat this. It is folly

Rules Taco Workday lives by

1. If you join Taco Workday and then go (i), we will raid you, break your stuff, kill your ships and grab your swag. We will then use that swag to build more ships to continue breaking your stuff, killing your ships and stealing the rest of your swag. Better we have it then AA, Empire or xXx.

2. Remove product from packaging and cut a slit in the film.

3. Heat on high for 3:30 or until a DF spawns.

4. Caution, contents may be hot.

The Kennedy Assasination

The management of Taco Workday categorically denies any involvement, or knowledge of any involvement, in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy by any members, past present or future, of Taco Workday.