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'''The Exiled Code:'''
 
'''The Exiled Code:'''
  
'''I.''' Every man with us is A Fag
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'''I.''' Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity (not an uncommon thing among them) makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a retrenchment.
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'''II.''' Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, (over and above their proper share) they were on these occasions allowed a shift of clothes: but if they defrauded the company to the value of a dollar in plate, jewels, or money, marooning was their punishment. If the robbery was only betwixt one another, they contented themselves with slitting the ears and nose of him that was guilty, and set him on shore, not in an uninhabited place, but somewhere, where he was sure to encounter hardships.
  
'''II.''' Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, Again we are Fag's
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'''III.''' To keep their piece, pistols, and cutlass clean and fit for service.
  
'''III.''' To keep Themselves cocked and ready for Fagitry
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'''IV.''' To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, is punished with death or marooning.
  
'''IV.''' To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with Oral Sex
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'''V.''' No striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at sword and pistol. (The quarter-master of the ship, when the parties will not come to any reconciliation, accompanies them on shore with what assistance he thinks proper, and turns the disputant back to back, at so many paces distance; at the word of command, they turn and fire immediately, (or else the piece is knocked out of their hands). If both miss, they come to their cutlasses, and then he is declared the victor who draws the first blood.)
  
'''V.''' No stroking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at Hand and Lubrication.
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'''VI.''' That Man shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.
  
'''VI.''' That Man shall not keep his Dildo clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.
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'''VII.''' If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.
  
'''VII.''' If at any time you meet with a Man, that Man that offers to meddle with him, without his Consent, shall suffer present Death.
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'''VIII.''' He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her.
  
 
'''IX.''' He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.
 
'''IX.''' He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.
  
'''X.''' Ye shall Only enter engagements for Sexual Pleasure.
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'''X.''' Ye shall Only enter engagements for profit.
 
 
'''XI''' Ye be Fags First and Queers Second.
 
  
'''Office Song'''    OH WE SAIL THE SEAS a FAGOTS WE ALL BE
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                      We all take Stock as we look for Cock
 
                      We Hunt all day cause were Mighty Gay
 
                      Cause We Sail the SEAS A FAGOTS WE ALL BE
 

Latest revision as of 16:42, 5 March 2014

The Exile (Exiled)
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Alliance overview
Alliance Name: The Exile
Alliance Tag: Exiled
Genre:
Founded: 2010-02-07
Leader: Profiteer
Members: 1
Recruiting:
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Last updated: 2014-03-5


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The Exiled Code:

I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity (not an uncommon thing among them) makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a retrenchment.

II. Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, (over and above their proper share) they were on these occasions allowed a shift of clothes: but if they defrauded the company to the value of a dollar in plate, jewels, or money, marooning was their punishment. If the robbery was only betwixt one another, they contented themselves with slitting the ears and nose of him that was guilty, and set him on shore, not in an uninhabited place, but somewhere, where he was sure to encounter hardships.

III. To keep their piece, pistols, and cutlass clean and fit for service.

IV. To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, is punished with death or marooning.

V. No striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at sword and pistol. (The quarter-master of the ship, when the parties will not come to any reconciliation, accompanies them on shore with what assistance he thinks proper, and turns the disputant back to back, at so many paces distance; at the word of command, they turn and fire immediately, (or else the piece is knocked out of their hands). If both miss, they come to their cutlasses, and then he is declared the victor who draws the first blood.)

VI. That Man shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.

VII. If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.

VIII. He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her.

IX. He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.

X. Ye shall Only enter engagements for profit.