Villains Intergalactic League of Evil (Vile)

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Alliance Name: Villains Intergalactic League of Evil
Alliance Tag: Vile
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Welcome to Vile

An alliance for the wicked.

We are recruiting now, please apply to join. Whatever your evil objective is, we have room for you here. Do you have a conscience, compassion, honor, honesty, courage or pity. If you do we are probably not the alliance you are looking for. If however your ambition is to become a cosmic villian you should get your application in now.

WE are looking for good player's who are seeking an alliance where they can have free rein, grow as you wish. Without having naps you are able to hunt anyone, we also have some spots free for new players who are looking to learn the skills of the game from some of the top players.

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Our Evil Hierarchy is

Admin For those who team lead the decision process on the alience. and to run it in my absence.

1 Evil Genius 2 Arch Villain 3 Cheif Lieutenant

Lieutenants For those who take an actve role in the alience now in 4 ranks to aloue for further progression. With officer priviliges.

1 Incarnate 2 Overlord 3 Mastermind 4 Trusted Lieutenant 5 Lieutenant


rank and file For valued members/new members who are not yet at a point where they wish to be very active. 1 villain rnk 1-2449 2 Henchman rnk 2500+


Vile benefits-

  • Disaster fund.
  • Game play advice from veterans.
  • An alliance run by you, not by officers.
  • Group attacks/defends.
  • Evil buddies.
  • A private chat room.
  • Weekly points contests/competicians.
  • Learn to fight in our new training arena
  • Improve your rank 'klingon style' by internal contest.
  • Medals/rewards

9 Reasons to become evil

1. You will have more friends Peter Parker was a social outcast. Norman Osborne was the popular kid. Reed Richards was a dorky scientist. Victor Von doom was a rich socialite. Anyone else sensing a pattern here? Everyone wants to get a little piece of the evil. It is like Starburst.

2. You get to laugh maniacally Good guys don’t get to do this. No one has ever heard Superman or Batman laughing like a maniac and no one ever will. Trust me, this is something everyone wants to do. It is strangely liberating. While you may pass chances to do this every once in a while during your civilian life, you will never get the quantity of opportunities that come with a career in villainy.

3. All of a sudden, you will have the budget for all kinds of toys Super bad guys are never broke. Not only are they never broke but they always have more resources than the hero could ever hope for. Apparently the villain racket pays very well. It also seems to be recession-proof. I hear the tax breaks are good too.

4. Hot chicks dig evil guys You never see an evil villain with a busted ass woman. Sure, they may be dirty, rotten, and out to steal your empire, but you can always kill them if they get out of hand. Studies show that breasts of women who hang out with evil guys are an average of two cups bigger than the nice dudes chicks. Studies don’t ever lie.

5. You will be safe from everyday accidents Evil villains are never killed in car accidents. It just doesn’t happen. You won’t slip in the shower, get smashed by a falling piano, or die of food poisoning. The only way you can be killed is in an explosion created by the hero by exposing the one flaw in your plan that no one could ever possibly foresee. Even then…

6. You don’t have to worry about anyone killing you Evil Villains simply can not be killed. People may think you are dead but you will secretly be lounging in an easy chair on your secret desert island hideout planning your next caper. The only way you can be taken out is by another villain eviler than yourself who will subsequently take over your identity and continue upon your path of world domination.

7. You can kill anyone you want You won’t go to jail. For some strange reason, cops never come to bust Evil villains at their homes even when the evidence is overwhelming. You could kill Superman on a live video feed in front of the entire planet and not one cop would try to arrest you. They can’t even arrest you for the stash of plutonium you have in your shed. It is in the charter when you join the union.

8. You get to dress how you want You never have to wear a suit and tie again. You can even dress in the most outrageous outfits while demanding the world bow to your demands and no one will even make the slightest of snide comment. This could have something to do with the fact that you can kill anyone you want and can’t be killed back. Remember, no one ever made fun of Magnetos helmet…

9. No matter how weak you are, you will be more than a match for any hero facing you “But zero, Batman would kick my ass in two shakes of a stripper’s ass…” None of that matters. The sheer newness of your evil plot will confuse the hell out of any good guy. As long as you aren’t doing something that has been done to death (ie goblin themed villains) you should have no problem getting your plans off the ground.



A website to inspire you. http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

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Its important to me as the leader of vile that we are sucessfull as an alience and that you are sucessfull as individuals. Dont just join the biggist alience you find for some protection. Be original be vile. We have something to offer all levels of players.

No mercy fool! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Bad Horse Bad Horse Bad Horse

He rides across the nation The thoroughbred of sin He got the application That you just sent in

It needs evaluation So let the games begin A heinous crime, a show of force A murder would be nice of course

Bad Horse Bad Horse Bad Horse He’s Bad

The Villains Intergalactic League of Evil Is watching so beware The grade that you receive Will be your last we swear

So make the Bad Horse gleeful Or he’ll make you his mare...

You’re saddled up There’s no recourse It’s Hi-Ho Silver Signed, Bad Horse