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* Join The ANH alliance
 
* Join The ANH alliance
 
-If you want to get caught up in an endless war that we're going to lose.
 
-If you want to get caught up in an endless war that we're going to lose.
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''~~ If you want to be a mindless sheep.  The leader and XO's run everything and never tell anyone what their doing.  You are simply puppets whose strings they pull.''
 
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* We are big and are able to give help and advice for both new and seasoned players alike
 
* We are big and are able to give help and advice for both new and seasoned players alike
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-Only if you are Ranked under 30,000, if not, we'll leave you out to get hosed.
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-Only if you are Ranked over 30,000, if not, we'll leave you out to get hosed.
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''~~ Sure they are great at giving advice (that you can find here on wiki).  They are more than happy to feed their mindless sheep.  Mind you if you go inactive, they will butcher their mindless sheep.  And these are your friends?''
 
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* If you want to see how big then check out the 'leaders' page and select 'Alliance' from the selection drop down box
 
* If you want to see how big then check out the 'leaders' page and select 'Alliance' from the selection drop down box
 
-It's kind of like looking for the losers page, always easy to find.
 
-It's kind of like looking for the losers page, always easy to find.
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''~~ Yes, they are big... and SLOW...  They have so many levels of officers it isn't funny.  They have a HUGE buraucracy.  It takes a lot of shephards to tend their mindless flock of sheep.''
 
  
 
* We also have a dedicated chat room (for instant advice) and a forum.
 
* We also have a dedicated chat room (for instant advice) and a forum.
 
-That other alliances spy on all of the time.
 
-That other alliances spy on all of the time.
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~~ That is run by rude individuals.  At least this gives you a glimpse at how manipulative they are.  They will be glad to tie extra strings to their puppets.
 
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* Join the most friendly alliance ever (Free membership and no fees)
 
* Join the most friendly alliance ever (Free membership and no fees)
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-We're only joking, we don't care about people that are ranked higher than 30,000
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-We're only joking, we don't care about people that are ranked lower than 30,000
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''~~ Friendly?  Try and get a Non Aggression Pact from them.  Friendly?  They tell you who you can and who you can't attack... and have 150% penalties if you break their rules.  Oh, and if you try and leave... they will hunt you down and make your gaming life a living hell.  Free Membership?  Just tie on the strings so we can pull them... good little ANH puppet.  Stand right there the ANH brand on your sheep butt will only hurt for a minute, we promise.''
 
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* We are #1 on Overall in 'Leaders'.
 
* We are #1 on Overall in 'Leaders'.
 
-Only because we accept everyone; which drags down our overall potential.
 
-Only because we accept everyone; which drags down our overall potential.
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''~~Yes, we love our flock of mindless sheep.  Let us pull your puppet strings and dance for us...  More like go to war with an enemy that you have no chance of winning...  We need more suicide troops.''
 
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''~~Do yourself a favor, join the Klingon Black Fleet instead.  The KBF knows what the word honor means.''--[[User:ANH Spy|ANH Spy]] 19:04, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 
 
[[Category:Alliances]][[Category:Community]]
 
[[Category:Alliances]][[Category:Community]]
  
 
I did not write the above comments, so don't blame me...  Fleet Admiral Jarvis, New Liberty
 
I did not write the above comments, so don't blame me...  Fleet Admiral Jarvis, New Liberty

Revision as of 19:41, 3 March 2010

  • Join The ANH alliance

-If you want to get caught up in an endless war that we're going to lose.

  • We are big and are able to give help and advice for both new and seasoned players alike

-Only if you are Ranked over 30,000, if not, we'll leave you out to get hosed.

  • If you want to see how big then check out the 'leaders' page and select 'Alliance' from the selection drop down box

-It's kind of like looking for the losers page, always easy to find.

  • We also have a dedicated chat room (for instant advice) and a forum.

-That other alliances spy on all of the time.

  • Join the most friendly alliance ever (Free membership and no fees)

-We're only joking, we don't care about people that are ranked lower than 30,000

  • We are #1 on Overall in 'Leaders'.

-Only because we accept everyone; which drags down our overall potential.

I did not write the above comments, so don't blame me... Fleet Admiral Jarvis, New Liberty

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