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'''The Exiled Code:''' | '''The Exiled Code:''' | ||
| − | '''I.''' Every man | + | '''I.''' Every man with us is A Fag |
| − | '''II.''' Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, | + | '''II.''' Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, Again we are Fag's |
| − | '''III.''' To keep | + | '''III.''' To keep Themselves cocked and ready for Fagitry |
| − | '''IV.''' To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with | + | '''IV.''' To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with Oral Sex |
| − | '''V.''' No | + | '''V.''' No stroking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at Hand and Lubrication. (The quarter-master of the ship, when the parties will not come to any reconciliation, accompanies them on shore with what assistance he thinks proper, and turns the disputant back to back, at so many paces distance; at the word of command, they turn and fire immediately, (or else the piece is knocked out of their hands). If both miss, they come to their Dildos, and then he is declared the victor who draws the first blood.) |
| − | '''VI.''' That Man shall not keep his | + | '''VI.''' That Man shall not keep his Dildo clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit. |
| − | '''VII.''' If at any time you meet with a | + | '''VII.''' If at any time you meet with a Man, that Man that offers to meddle with him, without his Consent, shall suffer present Death. |
'''VIII.''' He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her. | '''VIII.''' He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her. | ||
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'''IX.''' He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit. | '''IX.''' He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit. | ||
| − | '''X.''' Ye shall Only enter engagements for | + | '''X.''' Ye shall Only enter engagements for Sexual Pleasure. |
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| + | '''XI''' Ye be Fags First and Queers Second. | ||
Revision as of 04:44, 3 May 2010
The Exiled Code:
I. Every man with us is A Fag
II. Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, Again we are Fag's
III. To keep Themselves cocked and ready for Fagitry
IV. To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with Oral Sex
V. No stroking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at Hand and Lubrication. (The quarter-master of the ship, when the parties will not come to any reconciliation, accompanies them on shore with what assistance he thinks proper, and turns the disputant back to back, at so many paces distance; at the word of command, they turn and fire immediately, (or else the piece is knocked out of their hands). If both miss, they come to their Dildos, and then he is declared the victor who draws the first blood.)
VI. That Man shall not keep his Dildo clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.
VII. If at any time you meet with a Man, that Man that offers to meddle with him, without his Consent, shall suffer present Death.
VIII. He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her.
IX. He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.
X. Ye shall Only enter engagements for Sexual Pleasure.
XI Ye be Fags First and Queers Second.
